End of Glenstow (April Fool's Don't Worry)

The air was crisp and buttery. Like a croissant. Yum. Croissants. Darian spun around in the tall grass.  Like a dancer.. You know, the kind with the frilly skirt thing? What are they called again? Whatever.

Anyway, like I was saying. Darian is in  this field. He can't remember how he got there, cause he's like tired or something, idk. Slowly his memory starts coming  back tho. Some big dark scary guy? Nora on  the ground in pain? Darian's head hurt. Or was it his everything? We may never know. Cause Darian's dead. Like seriously. You think he could have survived that?

Whatever that thing was it killed Owen, and probably Nora too. I mean honestly, it'll probably kill the whole town before it's through. I mean the mystery surrounding it, how I never actually say what it is. Is it human? Is it dancer? We may never know. Cause clearly Darian was the main character. And I'm pretty sure he's dead now. I mean he begged  for no more death, that's got to be some kind of foreshadowing. Right? Right guys?

Anyway, it's not like it was that great of a story anyway. There was what, two maybe three characters?  None of you will mind this ending I don't think. Darian, spinning in a field like a ballerina. A BALLERINA! That's what it was! I knew I'd  remember! ^_^ A ballerina eating a croissant.Yum. Croissants.

Anyway this whole thing was totally just based on this dream I had, but the monster thingy was actually a cute kitten, that just happened to be bloodthirsty and vicious. I seriously couldn't look at a cute cat picture for weeks afterward. *shudders* I don't really wanna put y'all through that, so that's part of why this is the end.

Oh and Father whatshisface he ummm, arrives and finds the entire town deserted. He goes door to door trying to find a sign of life. Finally one door opens, but all he sees is shadows. Father whatshisface peers carefully in the door. "Have y'all excepted Jesus Christ as y'all's personal Lord and Savior?" he asks.

A deep booming voice comes from within the house, "MEOW."

From deep in the shadows a tiny ferociously adorable kitten leaps onto Father whatshisface's face and starts ripping it to shreds. He screams out in agony, "OH THE ADORABLE PAIN IT BURNS!!!!"

Soon though, he stops screaming, stops  moving, stops being. The evil adorably vicious kitten sits on top of his lifeless corpse, and licks the blood from Father whatshisface's eyeballs.

THE END